There’s nothing like a dame (oh yes there is!)

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a Tuffet, eating her Curds and Whey. What is a Tuffet?

What are Curds and Whey? Why was Miss Muffet sitting on one and eating the other? None of these questions and more will be answered in the St Andrew’s Pantomime Group‘s 2018 production: Little Miss Muffet.

Bill Taylor will play the Dame for the 20th year

The award winning group return to the stage at St Andrew’s Community Centre on Cardinal Road, Beeston. Bill Taylor will be playing the dame for the 20th straight, or not so straight, year. Profits from the show will be distributed to a range of local charities.

Poor Little Miss Muffet is an orphan living with her Auntie, the world famous scientist Professor Miranda Muffet. She is studying hard to go to University and will inherit her parents’ fortune when she turns 18 in a few months time, but all is not well.

Molly’s Uncle Mortimer has landed on hard times and got in with a bad crowd and he has other plans for her money. And if things couldn’t get any worse, the Professor has just brought home the biggest, scariest spider in the world from the Rainforest, against all Health and Safety regulations (nothing could possibly go wrong there then).

Miss Muffet and her Auntie aren’t alone though, she has her friends Jack Horner and Contrary Mary, a bustling housekeeper and a lazy butler to help or hinder her.

If you want to find out what happens join us as we present our story of Little Miss Muffet.

The cast of Little Miss Muffet are waiting to welcome you to St Andrew’s Community Centre

Little Miss Muffet runs from 13-27 January 2018 at St Andrew’s Community Centre, Old Lane, Beeston.

Show times:

  • Saturday 13 January 2pm,7pm
  • Sunday 14 January 2pm
  • Wednesday 17 January 7pm
  • Satuday 20 January 2pm, 7pm
  • Sunday 21 January 2pm
  • Tuesday 23 January 7pm
  • Thursday 25 January 7pm (BSL signed performance for the hearing impaired)
  • Saturday 27January 2pm,7pm

Tickets cost £5 for adults and £3 for children. Contact the box office on 07443 571868 or email: